theskyisfallingahhh:

kiree-torakay:

skepticalavenger:

thefulltimeinternethobo:

deathcomes4u:

recreationalcannibalism:

wtfhistory:

daivialesley:

hatewizard:

laprus:

im setting myself on fire goodbye 

I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth

TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA AND HER HUGE ASS EMPIRE BITCH

I’m sorry.

I couldn’t hear you.

Over all the voices of amazing women.

Throughout history.

Who could have

kicked

your

ignorant

ass.

Reblogging this for the gender studies we’re doing in my history course.

No important discoveries of course because discovering what the sun is made of isn’t important at all OH NO.

Whaaat a douchetit fucknugget. I’d love to practice my crotch kicking skills on this dude.

HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT THOUSANDS OF WOMEN ARE RAPED OR MURDERED BY SOLDIERS DURING WAR.

Anytime you see someone say something like “I’m not a <insert type of bigot here>, but…” you can be pretty damned sure that they about to prove exactly why they are that type of bigot.

And fuck the douchebag poster maker.

I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THIS EGOTISTICAL, ARROGANT, POMPUS, ASSHOLE.

Oh and you represent the entire male society? What life changing discoveries have you made to deserve a woman to act like a slave for your sandwich demanding ass.

Die! Die! Die!

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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

thegayloki:

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

BRONEYMOON

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For the sake of full disclosure, I just drank a cup of milk.
With gelatine sugar.
And tabasco sauce.
Oh, and vodka.

I literally have no idea how to make a White Russian.

My favorite fake link on tumblr. (x)

liquid-meth-addict:

I wonder how many will actually reblog…

I know this wasn’t intentional, but you forgot everyone who isn’t black or white.
So I guess…
HEART if you’re human. 

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A Sylvia Plath is better than no Plath.

queefito:

if im not ur only friend we have a problem

Chill, Tumblr. It’s cool.

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letsrevitup:

thelittleboxicallmymind:

letsrevitup:

I decided I needed to prank my sister, so I Misha’d her one direction poster:

It fits perfectly

(note: it’s stuck with a post-it so she can easily take it off and not damage the poster)

*Edit* She’s home and has been to her room but I don’t think she’s noticed yet. Misha is still on there.

You don’t even know how happy this makes me.

*Update*: She found Misha. I opened my laptop and this was on the keyboard:

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best-of-funny:

jeremyandscarlett:

thepirateking:

do you ever stop to think about how we idolize a group of adults who play pretend really well in front of cameras

X

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swarleystinson:

So I happened to be on Youtube as the latest Vlogbrothers video was uploaded, and I saw that there was literally only one other view:

So I thought I might actually be able to fulfill a slight dream of mine and get the first comment…

Gosh darnnit John Green.

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elizabrontosaurus:

Reblogging just so John Green can find this and accept your mother’s dinner invitation

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“One of these things is not like the other…”

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I agree with this, but I’d just like to clarify.
We don’t own Benedict Cumberbatch. And we weren’t here first. His mother was there first and his father and his family and some family friends, were probably there first.
Most of us haven’t seen Hawking. Most of us haven’t seen …another one of his films. I obviously count myself among those people. Most of us only knew about Ben Cum
(my new nickname for him, any takers?)
because of Sherlock. If you want to get up in arms about it, Ben Cum was technically mainstream after being broadcast on the BBC to probably several million people. And before that, he had a small role in Atonement, as a pedophiliac child-raping chocolatier, so, uh, that was mainstream. Just because he’s in possibly one of the most exciting films of the year, doesn’t mean he was any more mainstream than last year.
So let us welcome our new brothers and sisters and transgender siblings to the Cumberbuddies,
(or cumbuddies, anybody? anybody?)
and let’s just watch some of those old damn films of his royal Cumminess. 

On a second note, will people stop using “mainstream” as a negative term? It’s the mainstream because most of us are into it. Hipsters, being the latest ridiculous symbol for our generation, will die out, leaving only us and some ridiculous fashion trends. Just like hippies, gangstas, jocks, and skaytr bois (however you spell it). All that will be left, as always, will be nerds.

Nerdfighters For The Win,
Anatheistinheaven.

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