An Atheist In Heaven

themarleyshow: I am going to be appearing on German...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:33:12 +0200

I am going to be appearing on German Television!
Argablargeblargeblarhh….

You can see me next week on the Channel ALEX, on the Program The Collegium, at these times:

Samstag 1/06/2013: 10:00 Uhr
Sonntag 2/06/2013: 19:00 Uhr
Montag 3/06/2013: 15:45;

(And those without German television, do not fret. I will be uploading a full youtube video of it on my channel along with my individual segments to go along with it.)

For more information, watch the video.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:12:40 +0200

theskyisfallingahhh: kiree-torakay: skepticalavenger: thefullt...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:07:45 +0200

theskyisfallingahhh:

kiree-torakay:

skepticalavenger:

thefulltimeinternethobo:

deathcomes4u:

recreationalcannibalism:

wtfhistory:

daivialesley:

hatewizard:

laprus:

im setting myself on fire goodbye

I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth

TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA AND HER HUGE ASS EMPIRE BITCH

I’m sorry.

I couldn’t hear you.

Over all the voices of amazing women.

Throughout history.

Who could have

kicked

your

ignorant

ass.

Reblogging this for the gender studies we’re doing in my history course.

No important discoveries of course because discovering what the sun is made of isn’t important at all OH NO.

Whaaat a douchetit fucknugget. I’d love to practice my crotch kicking skills on this dude.

HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT THOUSANDS OF WOMEN ARE RAPED OR MURDERED BY SOLDIERS DURING WAR.

Anytime you see someone say something like “I’m not a , but…” you can be pretty damned sure that they about to prove exactly why they are that type of bigot.

And fuck the douchebag poster maker.

I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THIS EGOTISTICAL, ARROGANT, POMPUS, ASSHOLE.

Oh and you represent the entire male society? What life changing discoveries have you made to deserve a woman to act like a slave for your sandwich demanding ass.

Die! Die! Die!

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: thegayloki: you know what should be a thing? like, marriage,...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:00:12 +0200

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

thegayloki:

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

BRONEYMOON

For the sake of full disclosure, I just drank a cup of milk.With gelatine sugar. And tabasco sauce....

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:54:32 +0200

For the sake of full disclosure, I just drank a cup of milk.
With gelatine sugar.
And tabasco sauce.
Oh, and vodka.

I literally have no idea how to make a White Russian.

My favorite fake link on tumblr. (x)

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:19:42 +0200

My favorite fake link on tumblr. (x)

liquid-meth-addict: I wonder how many will actually reblog… I...

Mon, 06 May 2013 08:35:11 +0200

liquid-meth-addict:

I wonder how many will actually reblog…

I know this wasn’t intentional, but you forgot everyone who isn’t black or white.
So I guess…
HEART if you’re human.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 13:57:13 +0200

A Psychopath Is Better Than No Path

Sun, 05 May 2013 09:27:00 +0200

A Sylvia Plath is better than no Plath.

queefito: if im not ur only friend we have a problem Chill, Tumblr. It’s cool.

Sun, 05 May 2013 09:23:03 +0200

queefito:

if im not ur only friend we have a problem

Chill, Tumblr. It’s cool.

letsrevitup: thelittleboxicallmymind: letsrevitup: I decided I needed to prank my sister, so I...

Sun, 05 May 2013 09:13:57 +0200

letsrevitup:

thelittleboxicallmymind:

letsrevitup:

I decided I needed to prank my sister, so I Misha’d her one direction poster:

It fits perfectly

(note: it’s stuck with a post-it so she can easily take it off and not damage the poster)

*Edit* She’s home and has been to her room but I don’t think she’s noticed yet. Misha is still on there.

You don’t even know how happy this makes me.

*Update*: She found Misha. I opened my laptop and this was on the keyboard:

best-of-funny: jeremyandscarlett: thepirateking: do you ever stop to think about how we idolize a...

Sun, 05 May 2013 08:49:51 +0200

best-of-funny:

jeremyandscarlett:

thepirateking:

do you ever stop to think about how we idolize a group of adults who play pretend really well in front of cameras

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swarleystinson: So I happened to be on Youtube as the latest Vlogbrothers video was uploaded, and I...

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:02:12 +0200

swarleystinson:

So I happened to be on Youtube as the latest Vlogbrothers video was uploaded, and I saw that there was literally only one other view:

So I thought I might actually be able to fulfill a slight dream of mine and get the first comment…

Gosh darnnit John Green.

elizabrontosaurus: Reblogging just so John Green can find this...

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:43:03 +0200

elizabrontosaurus:

Reblogging just so John Green can find this and accept your mother’s dinner invitation

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Sat, 04 May 2013 23:40:29 +0200

“One of these things is not like the other…”

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:19:24 +0200

“One of these things is not like the other…”

In a few days, Benedict Cumberbatch will truly be a mainstream star. Reblog if you won't a be a twat to new Cumberbuddies just because you were here first.

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:10:49 +0200

I agree with this, but I’d just like to clarify.
We don’t own Benedict Cumberbatch. And we weren’t here first. His mother was there first and his father and his family and some family friends, were probably there first.
Most of us haven’t seen Hawking. Most of us haven’t seen …another one of his films. I obviously count myself among those people. Most of us only knew about Ben Cum
(my new nickname for him, any takers?)
because of Sherlock. If you want to get up in arms about it, Ben Cum was technically mainstream after being broadcast on the BBC to probably several million people. And before that, he had a small role in Atonement, as a pedophiliac child-raping chocolatier, so, uh, that was mainstream. Just because he’s in possibly one of the most exciting films of the year, doesn’t mean he was any more mainstream than last year.
So let us welcome our new brothers and sisters and transgender siblings to the Cumberbuddies,
(or cumbuddies, anybody? anybody?)
and let’s just watch some of those old damn films of his royal Cumminess.

On a second note, will people stop using “mainstream” as a negative term? It’s the mainstream because most of us are into it. Hipsters, being the latest ridiculous symbol for our generation, will die out, leaving only us and some ridiculous fashion trends. Just like hippies, gangstas, jocks, and skaytr bois (however you spell it). All that will be left, as always, will be nerds.

Nerdfighters For The Win,
Anatheistinheaven.

“In me didst thou exist—and in my death, see how utterly...

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:31:37 +0200

“In me didst thou exist—and in my death, see how utterly thou hast murdered thyself.”
Edgar Allan Poe, William Wilson.

So Toy Story 3 was on TV the other day...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:50:40 +0200

livethefaggotry:

so me, my sister and my dad decided watching it again.

and then there were the scenes when Bonnie is playing….

and my dad said

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There are 4 kinds of people in the world.I am one of those kinds.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:04:00 +0200

There are 4 kinds of people in the world.
I am one of those kinds.